Exams, Friends, Music, Grades and Girls... Engineer at heart!!

Consider this..

Exams
Are of three types entirely based on the hours of sleep/games that you lose for it
1. Surprise quizzes: Not worth mentioning as they are not worthy to be a consideration. Why worry about something which even the geeks couldn’t anticipate.
2. Mid term exams: Are like alarm clocks with a snooze button. You are still bound to ignore it
3. End Sem exams: Pretty much like labor pain, you know its going to get over soon and will not come back for sometime (within 6 months in this case).


Friends
Are of two types, friends and best friends based on their value proposition
1. Friends: The ones who waste similar amount of time, bunk similar number of classes, sleep similar number of hours, play similar games and have a crush on the same girl (entirely due to lack of options)
2. Best Friends: The ones who attend classes throughout the semester and allows his notes to be Xeroxed in public interest before exams, the ones who share cigarettes with people on the 25th to 30th of every month and the ones who have contacts with chicks in the friendly neighborhood college

Music
Adhere to notions about Music
1. That rock is not about Britney Spears and cover versions of “we will rock you”
2. That they have seen Euphoria and Prikrama perform in front of them
3. That bhojpuri songs are in and a hit among geeks
4. That pink floyd is best served with Vodka and lime
5. and that if you see pshychedelic rock being played in media player audio mode in a dark room , then everybody inside is happily stoned and levitating

Grades
The following pointers are the best reflection of the idea of highly regarded grading system of the college
1. Grades are highly random numbers entirely dependent on the spatial co-ordinates of the individual in quizzes/midterm exams and the number of friends sharing the single Xeroxed notes obtained from a best friend before end sems
2. Inversely proportional to the number of hours spent over LAN games and text messaging fairer sex
3. Directly proportional to the number of night outs and individual could afford studying without watching a movie or two

Girls
1. are either good or very good
2. decide which hobby/activity you want to pursue and which society/club you want to be associated with
3. are exotic creatures for mechanical engineers in particular

Did I notice a grin?